Da Vinci Code: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive) By LastWeekTonight

do the internet on John Oliver show is on Hiatus right now so I’m coming to you straight from YouTube the world’s most dystopian video hellscape take talk about something near and dear to my flashlight heart 2003 Dan Brown novel about Howard film. It’s phone number leave me I already know what you think and you think I’m fat don’t you think Joan you continue to think of John you’re doing great please keep going thank you

and we will drive with this book and movie it would be nominally simple solution to the titular pothole too quickly, the place’ll maybe not but I’m going to do it anyway because they seized free content on YouTube the only way I feel like talking about this when it comes to wasting your time with the place of The DaVinci Code Johnny’s

he was an old man is murdered in the Louvre and white Robert Langdon cancel about Jesus Christ oh and a radical sect of Catholicism plus one assassin it would like to keep this secret buried at all cost Robert Langdon is in a race against time to travel all across Europe and solve off puzzles before it’s too late to response with kryptek switch to Maps it’s an excruciating amount of long-winded history lessons to pull Batman’s Ass but that is very basically the part of The DaVinci Code

Jesus Christ was married and had a child

both typing official and not what I mostly joke for summary of the plot of 2003

in that confused 8:30 and sometimes irritated responses just now

I’m not even allowed to look at their phones and they won’t be able to do that for a while so let’s continue I’m going to get to the puzzle part in a second income taxed if you want too young to remember what the world was like went to Vinci Code came out first of all die

but you know it is hard to overstate just how huge this book about using off to solve crimes and piss off the church was a hundred and thirty six consecutive I think New York Times hardcover fiction pets are left from The DaVinci Code and believe me I haven’t talked tell us anything the point here is The DaVinci Code book was massively successful an impact on culture at the time and the good news is we are now just now arriving at my solo point because I took out the heart of The DaVinci Code the puzzle are drop Robert Langdon have to solve involves a poem that begins in London like the noise a pope entered his life is fruit a holy rat in car

the question is fruit you thinking apple right apple apple no won’t you need Robert Langdon a harvard-educated puzzle solver who fucks to get to the bottom of this as a child you seek the old the old beyond the tomb it speaks of Rosie flash I’m seated womb so old Rosie Flash

cease talking apple is it it’s Apple how many pages between the solution to the puzzle I’ll give you a clue

both the book and the movie make it seem like only the brilliant Robert Langdon impossibly complex words when he explains the solution like he’s Indiana Jones Ark of the fucking Covenant speechless and awestruck Emily there was a real conceivable on that tune except one

the art which fell from the heavens and inspired Newton’s lights work work that incur the Wrath of the church

until his dying day

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I hate that he spells it out so much

my dad told me this book was good. Dude movie

anything that could defend these people to think I don’t lie when you could have stopped watching this 10 minutes ago but you chose not to so don’t be angry with me doing fine is this the most important story in the world right now in 2003 this stupid stupid book by Stone was Apple Apple

dangerous propensity for getting swept up by company simple ideas lulling us into the groove thing

no not really I just think this book is fucking bad

actually the best way to express my frustration is in the language that DaVinci Code Infuse yet and that’s my problem with The DaVinci Code from the fact that isn’t terrible book hidden somewhere in this famous painting a mystery to be solved by a robot line to level genius / notice a thank you

can you solve this puzzle to solve the puzzle in The DaVinci Code is so fucking stupid it’s the dumbest thing about The DaVinci Code and off all rolled into one sound off in the comments below if you solve this complex riddle in the meantime thank you so much I will see you again then Apple Apple