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January 10, 2022By Origin Ten LTD6 Minutes

Dad’s Dirty Jokes – Bob Saget By Comedy Dynamics


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my dad we had a very weird existence I was 11 and he was a medic second if he was like ahead of me. He was a meathead basically he would just tell me sick shit which is why I became a comedian before I did anything else we would be in a restaurant this is true and he was sitting next to me and he had a menu and he said tonight specials are cake and cock and they’re at a cake

sounds like I’m 11 I like cake they don’t have cake he was a sick guy really funny but this said weird stuff he went through the depression you would say jokes like ask me how I slept last night how did you sleep like a baby with your mom’s tit in my mouth oh my God oh my God

I want to be emancipated you creepy man

I didn’t know what he was talking about he would do dumb things he’s I read the newspaper today I think it was a misprint I didn’t know if the guy shot himself or shoot himself still walking rimshot the whole thing

do the supermarket person supermarkets he said that one day and pee was going to merge with Stop and Shop and be stopping p

he’s not here anymore how you doing sir he told me a joke this is a really weird joke I shouldn’t share okay but you insisted is it old school joke from the depression so this is it a guy goes into a house of ill repute which I didn’t know what that meant I was 11 years old it doesn’t mean nothing and that’s how I talk means nothing and the guy says what do you have for a dollar so that’s around this time when this place was built now twenty years earlier forget the fucking fax listen to the joke what do you have for a dollar and the proprietor I don’t know prior to means he says I’m 11 pieces go upstairs and make a right and sit on the bed and you’ll know what to do and the guy goes upstairs and sits on a bed and a little door opens up and a chicken comes into the room this is foul

and we laughed and the guy I’m 11 the guy as my dad tells me does his business with the chicken at the fucking nothing to me I don’t know what that does his business would you like shaking hands with the low man you got briefcases I don’t know

and then he says and then the chicken is disgusted and he leaves he’s angry at the correct you know what I’m talking about chicken goes away and the guy goes away and comes back the next day and he says to the proprietor I’m 11 I swear to you I didn’t have a pube I didn’t know what my dad was talking about well I had one pube and I put it under the pillow for the puke ferry to come and he came on my pillow which is really bad but

so the guy comes back and says I want my dollar back in the proprietress is oh no no sir a good sir I’ll make it up to you go up the stairs and make a left and you won’t want $2 back and guys guy goes okay goes up the stairs make some laps it’s down in the screening room but you guys in raincoats that’s a big curtain opens up and just a poor nothing going on bunch of people like some Porgy and the time 11 I don’t know what anything he’s talking about me and he says guy turns to the guy next to him and says boy this is something and the other guy says you should have been here yesterday some guy was fucking a chicken

the long way to go

but that that’s my childhood and my parents were together for 65 years she loved him to death

and my mother still alive she’s she’s chicken hear you right now she’s outside driving around

she is 87 and she still drives I got her a prescription Winfield so and I got you the First Alert you know that thing where you fall you can’t get up for some and she she hits the button and it calls the first people that I want there which is the caterer

that’s specifically a Jewish persons kind of joke any Jewish people here

did you have a coupon how to go about that

steel plow that that does not help

I’m actually Jewish I’ll be showing in just a few minutes will bring the gym in clothes and call it a jib to show my giblets

I actually been circumcised nine times

enjoy the calamari